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The Vacation Boyfriend
*Some names have been changed to preserve anonymity. Last weekend in New Orleans, the universe sent me a Vacation Boyfriend. The concept...
Mar 127 min read

Are We All Cosplayers Now? On the Evolving Role of Costume in Our Everyday Lives
I’m not sure what came first. My mom must’ve put the idea into my head. That is, the idea of watching a movie dressed up as one of the...
Nov 12, 20244 min read

Summer 2024 Favorites
Looking Good (Fashion) This summer, my outfits landed somewhere between Carrie Bradshaw and Fran Fine with super mismatched separates...
Sep 4, 20242 min read


Everybody Wants to be a Cat (Person)
Lately, the world is looking a lot more like “Neko Atsume: Cat Collector.” Remember, the 8-bit iPhone game popular in 2016 where you...
Aug 19, 20235 min read


Tramps Like Us: Confronting Jersey Stereotypes and Beyond
Alright, I’ll admit it: I was born and raised in New Jersey. I never thought about where I was from until I left, for college in what we...
Aug 15, 20236 min read

Goo-Goo Gaga Guggenheim
The last time I went to the Guggenheim was also the first; admittedly I only held off so long because the $25 admission always felt like...
Jul 22, 20233 min read


Get to Know the "Girl Dinner"
I first learned the term “Girl Dinner” from Tiktok but it was a concept I knew in my bones. I am, after all, a girl (or a woman,...
Jul 2, 20232 min read


"Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty" Review
Braving the crowds on opening weekend, I ventured to the Met for “Karl Lagerfeld: Line of Beauty” with my best fashion friend. The...
Jun 19, 20233 min read


Painting the World Redhead
About five years ago, right before my senior year of college, I decided to take the plunge and dye my hair red. I’ve been intrigued by...
Nov 3, 20224 min read


Monthly Favorites: October 2022
Heyyyy guys :-) I would apologize for the lack of favorites lists from July, August, and September but we all know the only person I hurt...
Nov 1, 20224 min read


Who Is A New Yorker?
The interrogative title is not just for the sake of cheeky, high-brow rhetoric. I really mean it.
Oct 27, 202211 min read


31 Things Men Do That I Actually Like
Look clean and smell clean. This includes several sub-items: Be crust-free. Have well-groomed hands and feet--no jagged nails! Wear...
Oct 21, 20222 min read


The Hollywood Reboot Machine has claimed its next victim: my beloved Barbarella.
In the wee hours of Wednesday morning, I opened my eyes and then opened Instagram to find a post by @diet_prada with a side-by-side photo...
Oct 14, 20225 min read


What Each App Means to Me
My friend and I recently got into a playful argument over what social media apps were the most toxic and should be, in our words, banned....
Sep 8, 20223 min read


Monthly Favorites: June 2022
June really did bust out all over, huh? After privately whining that I missed the robust social life of my pre-Covid years, I got what I...
Jul 6, 20224 min read


Monthly Favorites: May 2022
Monthly Favorites Ok, I know today is what some might call “the thirteenth day of June” but I am bravely moving forward with releasing a...
Jun 13, 20225 min read


There's a Sex-Negative Moon on the Rise
For years now, my best friend (male, gay) and I (female, bi) have been calling ourselves “sex-negative.” We’re mostly kidding, one of...
Apr 18, 202215 min read

100 Ways to Know If You’re the Main Character
I don’t make the rules…except in this case when I did! #maincharacterenergy You live in a small town where you don’t fit in You’ve...
Apr 11, 20222 min read


A Batman To Walk Among Us
Exploring the themes of mistrust, anonymity, and terrorism in Matt Reeves' The Batman (2022) *SPOILERS AHEAD* When this film was...
Apr 5, 202210 min read

Suddenly Susan
On January 31, 2021 I began a journal entry: I called Mom on my way out to tell her my stray cat Susan let me pet her for a long time....
Dec 28, 20218 min read

Swiftly Born Again
Once upon a time, I was a Swiftie. The year was 2007, when my friend asked me if I had ever heard of a girl named Taylor Swift. I was a...
Dec 14, 20217 min read


The Content of Contentment: A Year in Review
I turned 25 on March 18, which means a lot of things. For starters, I’ve celebrated two birthdays in the pandemic. It also means this...
May 1, 20219 min read


To The Pyramid Club
Last night, my friend Catie sent me a link to a Gothamist article with the headline "East Village Drag & Punk Club Closes Due to...
Apr 2, 20216 min read


Love Letter Emoji
Winner of the Broke But Moisturized Inaugural Essay Contest Do you ever think about me? Does anything we shared linger with you? Do you...
Nov 13, 20206 min read
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